Little changes

Do you want to know the biggest thing editing for a newspaper has changed in my life?

Are you sure?
You might not like it.


Here it is:

Wait. If you’re a grammar lover, you should sit.

*dramatic pause*


This is hard to finally admit.

Ok. Here it is, for real this time.

I don’t like the oxford comma anymore.

At all. I’m sorry.

It looks wrong. It feels wrong.
And it’s terribly illogical, except for a few occasions when it actually clarifies.
But most of the time? Unnecessary.

I’m sorry…

Hey! Why are you walking away from me?

We’re not friends anymore?


Oh well.