So I know that after six weeks of data entry temping, I’m probably not an expert on the temping world. But just like anyone else who knows just a little bit about something, I’m totally going to take full advantage and exploit my experience for a blog post.
Just kidding. I obviously mean I’m going to humbly share what little I’ve learned from temping.
Here it is.
7. Most people who temp in Chicago are, apparently, actors.
In fact, they’re probably all actors. I might even be an actor and just don’t know it.
6. Temps (obviously, I suppose) don’t get ergonomic workspace set ups.
This means your copy-and-paste-finger muscles will be sore for a while. Really, it’s just weird to be so aware of the muscles in your fingers at all.
5. No one tells the temps anything.
Good luck finding out about the food you can order for delivery, or even finding the bathroom, latte machine, or beer fridge. (Why is there a beer fridge in an office? Because apparently millenials + startups = beer fridge.)
4. The real employees may not ever bother to talk to you.
Why would they? You were only supposed to be there for two weeks, and your job has nothing to do with anyone else’s. Or, on the other hand, your supervisor might just give you all comp tickets for Disney on Ice. Be ok with both situations.
(Unless you’re temping in your chosen field, in which case, make people talk to you! Network! Invade! But if you’re at a startup in the car dealerships world typing in data? Maybe don’t worry about it.)
3. Sometimes, at the office, you’ll hear that there was poop on the men’s bathroom floor.
The lesson you learn: don’t ask questions about the men’s bathroom.
(I wish I didn’t have to mention that story, but at the same time, how could I not mention that story?)
2. There is a car dealership in the US called ‘Dick Says Yes.’
Also, posing with a lion, tiger, monkey, and whale is a surefire way to sell cars: http://www.calworthington.com/longbeach/
And finally, most importantly: