I let my roommate choose my topics tonight.

Drugs are bad, kids.

Or are they really? I mean, come on, I have a shoebox full of drugs on the shelf above me now. I carry a small candy tin of drugs on bad days. My roommate has drugs that keep her focused. And I lost my ibuprofen purity at a young age.

Wait, what do you mean those don’t count? Just because the government says they’re ok… they’re ok? That strikes me as insanely illogical, but don’t ask me to explain why.

Well fine. If you want to keep this conversation entirely legal, maybe I shouldn’t mention getting high off nail polish fumes. High as a . . . skyscraper.  I mean, high like a skyscraper. All I did was visit a skyscraper! Really? Wait.

I still haven’t made it to any of the skyscrapers here since I moved here for school. Now that’s just sad.






I bought Ramen.

I thought you should know.


Sleep deprivation is  a funny thing in my life. It either renders me lethargic and unpardonably antisocial, or hyperactive, talkative, and ridiculously haphazard.

Guess where I’m at tonight?

“This must be what going mad feels like.”

Time for dinner, kids. And remember, don’t do illegal drugs, just cocktail the legal ones.

6 Replies to “I let my roommate choose my topics tonight.”

  1. So…are you for or against drugs?
    Its sad whats available to the thousands out there, even the legal ones make people crazy and go nuts, and sell items that they need or want, but want LEGAL drugs so they can have the same effects of the illegal ones or even greater efffects.

  2. haha funny!
    But what are you going to do? Can we really take all “drugs” (toxins or any other item that creates a high) from people? Or are you proposing that say that all drugs should morally be legal?

    Personally – I think everywhere should legalize the use of top ramen. yeah its really bad but its good for the soul!

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